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Sam Winchester wears makeup

thespookymethfairy:

yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to see a world unseen; when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, but then danny took a look inside of it, got in one little fight and his mom got scared, said “you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel air” i whistled for a cab and when it got near th



homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am


kiss-my-aspergers:

highpriestessice:

kiss-my-aspergers:

ivenoideawhatiamdoing:

kromatone:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

I need all of these shirts right now.

I would 100% wear a sweater that said “condensation”

same tho

Don’t forget this gem

They make swearing sound ten times more awesome



neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills


sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.


laineybutts:

kirigiriurl:

praising your kid for doing something “normal” people do and outright acknowledging it as something abnormal for them (“you finally came out of your cave upstairs!” “you finally put some nice clothes on!”) has a very real chance of making them feel like their normal is below average and looked down upon

tldr don’t say shit like “oh, youre talking to us, this is new”

dear lord jesus yes


kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.